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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 07:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Still no good

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Which race of women are the hottest?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

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Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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