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10.06.2025 07:31
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Which race of women are the hottest?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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